A rescue mutt with a battle-scarred ear. A retired librarian who knows better than to ask too many questions. A neighborhood where every hydrant has a story and every scent is a clue. Dog Noir is premium serialized fiction for adults who like their mysteries literate, funny, and just a little bit heartbroken.
Created by Susan Buchanan · Joy, Thee & Me LLC · Maplewood's rainiest mysteries arrive one chapter at a time.
Rex “The Nose” Blackpaw is seven years old, which in detective years makes him practically mythological. He survived the shelter, the street, and three false starts before he found Margaret Holloway — a retired librarian with a soft voice, sharp routines, and a habit of treating him like an equal. Now he watches Maplewood from the radiator window, letting the neighborhood drift past in notes of coffee, wet pavement, and lies.
Each Dog Noir case begins small: a vanished bone, a suspicious howl, a dog no one can account for. But Rex knows how the little things unravel. He follows scent trails through brownstones, fence lines, veterinary waiting rooms, and moonlit park paths, turning neighborhood gossip into evidence. The stakes stay dog-sized. The feelings do not.
Introduced from the series bible — the heart, the handler, and the informant.
Part German Shepherd, part unsolved mystery, Rex leads with scent and narrates like a hardboiled poet who has seen too much. Cynical on the surface, loyal underneath, he knows that every smell tells a story and most stories are trying to hide something.
Margaret is sixty-eight, retired from the library, and apparently unaware she is running detective operations from a brownstone. She provides the walks, the cover stories, the good treats, and the kind of quiet love that makes a dog believe in second chances.
Biscuit is a Chihuahua mix who shakes like bad news and sees everything anyway. As the mail carrier's dog, he has eyes on every porch in the neighborhood, and he knows exactly where every bone, secret, and grudge is buried.
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“Dog Noir makes the dog park feel like the most dangerous square of real estate in literary fiction. Smart, funny, and unexpectedly tender.”
— Placeholder for early reviewer“Rex Blackpaw has the weary soul of a classic detective and the devastating emotional intelligence of a rescue dog who finally found home.”
— Placeholder for newsletter feature“Imagine a cozy mystery dressed in midnight velvet and amber streetlight. That's the lane Dog Noir owns.”
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